Title-5 Things that Colonel John Sheppard Hates...
category- cliche fic, mcshep
summary-um...five things that Sheppard hates?
rating-pg
author- Belladonna
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title: Genius Fathers and Sons
genre: Au, crossover, slash, mild angst
summary: sudden idea that needed to be purged. Ryan from the OC is actually Rodney McKay's son. Crackfic because it's the weirdest crossover I've ever written. Takes place in the California with barely a mention of Atlantis.
Pairings: Ryan and Seth, John and Rodney
~*
"Dawn Atwood? No, I don't know any Dawn Atwood. Should I?" Rodney asked, only half paying attention to Woolsey as he worked on his laptop. Then his head came up. "There was a Dawn somebody in college. She needed to be tutored and offered..." Rodney stopped, cheeks pink. "Suffice it to say, she didn't go away without what she wanted."
John smirked. "Why, Rodney. You dog."
Rodney rolled his eyes. "Ha ha. Barter has been a well respected tradition over the centuries."
This made Ronon snort knowingly and Teyla just shook her head.
Woolsey sighed. "Dr. McKay. Dawn Atwood had a son. His name is Ryan, he's 22 and he needs a bone marrow transplant and it's been ascertained that as his father, you are the best match."
Rodney's mouth opened, closed, opened. "Huh?"
"Congratulations, you're a daddy," John said semi-facetiously. He could see Rodney's shock, and hoped that the scientist wouldn't faint.
Leaning forward, Teyla rested a hand on top of Rodney's. "This is good news. I would like to meet a son of yours, Rodney."
Ronon grunted. "I wonder if he's as smart as McKay?"
"Of course he is," Rodney sputtered. "I mean, well, he has ~my~ genes after all. Dawn wasn't that smart, but they say a man's first born is the most like him. Right?"
"When do we go?" John asked Woolsey.
Woolsey looked at the team, and realized he was paying for the four of them to fly out to California because it was obvious they were not going to let Dr. McKay go alone. "Tomorrow morning at 0800. General Landry is making arrangements for a flight to California."
"Tell him I'll fly us if he gets us a plane," John replied, pushing himself up. "C'mon, everyone. We need to pack."
Rodney stared up at John. "What if he's a moron? Can I handle that?"
"Relax, McKay. He's not gonna be a moron." John patted Rodney's shoulder. "Let's go, buddy."
~*
Seth sat by Ryan's bed, chewing his thumbnail as his best friend and lover lay in a drugged sleep. Ryan was dying of lymphocytic leukemia, and there was nothing he could do and nowhere else to turn. He'd finally broke down and against Ryan's wishes, called Dawn, the drunken bitch. She'd actually done the right thing and had her bone marrow tested, then badgered Ryan's father to be tested, where it had been discovered that the man wasn't Ryan's father at all. Such a fucking mess, but Seth and his parent's protected Ryan from all of it. From the knowledge that they'd exhausted their last hope because Dawn wasn't sure ~who~ Ryan's father was.
A nurse came bustling in, checking Ryan over when someone in a military uniform stepped into the room. "Is this Ryan Atwood's room?"
Seth frowned and stood up. "Yeah, and who are you?"
"I'm going to have to ask everyone to leave," the man stated.
"Fuck you," Seth said, and heard his mother in the hallway. "Seth!"
"Mom," he said as she and his father came into the room. "Ryan's my partner. I'm not going anywhere."
Sandy Cohen turned to face the man in uniform. "Who are you and what ~do~ you want with Ryan?" he demanded, never having been a fan of the military mindset or their policies. The nurse apparently decided she didn't want to get in the middle and obediently left the room.
The man paused, "Just a moment, Mr. Cohen," he said beofre he pulled out a cell phone and stepped into the hallway. At the same moment they could hear an irritated voice coming down the hallway.
"Oh for the love of all that's holy. I can't introduce myself to my son and his family without the Pentagon poking their noses into my business?"
"Rodney," another voice said soothingly and Ryan stirred on the bed, his eyes fluttering open. Kristen put a cup of water with a straw up to his lips so he could swallow a bit to moisten his mouth.
"Seth?" he whispered.
"Yeah, I'm here, Ry," Seth said back, sinking into the seat beside the bed and gripping Ryan's hand tightly.
A knock at the doorway made them all glance up to see a man with bright blue eyes and thinning sandy brown hair standing uncertainly in the doorway. "Hi. Um, can we come in?"
Seth slowly stood. "Okay, who are you?"
"Dr. Rodney McKay. Not a physician, I'm a doctor of Physics and I work for the United States government even though I'm Canadian."
"Mom mentioned you," Ryan said softly. "She knew you in college."
The man threw a glance over his shoulder at someone in the hallway before turning back to look at Ryan. "Yeah, well. I tutored her in math and she, well..." he shrugged, embarassed. Kirsten coughed, her cheeks pink and she and Sandy exchanged a grin. They done the whole college thing and knew what the man didn't say.
"Wait," Seth said suddenly. "You're Ryan's biological father!"
"What?" Ryan asked, confusion obvious on his face. "Frank's my dad."
Seth sighed, letting go of Ryan's hand for a moment and pressing the heels of his hands to his eyes. He sucked in a breath before sinking into the chair and taking Ryan's hand again, looking him in the eye. "I was desperate and called your mom. And yeah, I know you said no but I ~love~ you and was willing to face your extreme displeasure as long as you didn't withhold sex. So your mom got tested and so did Frank, and it came out that Frank isn't your father."
"But I am," Rodney McKay said. "and I'm a perfect match."
Sandy glanced at his wife. "Hi, I'm Sandy Cohen and this is my wife, Kirsten."
Rodney nodded. "You're Ryan's parents in everything but blood. I know who you are and I appreciate everything that you've done for him. I mean, I'd have done it if I was here, and had maybe known that he ~was~ my son for more than two days."
Ryan snickered from his bed and Seth titled his head. "What are you laughing about?"
"He sounds like you," Ryan said with a loving smile.
"Hey," Seth and Rodney said in unison, which made Ryan laugh so hard he started to cough and set off alarms.
tbc-
John gently brushed Rodney's hair back off of his forehead when he heard a noise. He glanced up to see Seth Cohen standing in the doorway. Rodney had just been returned to his room after his bone marrow donation and was still sleeping off the anesthetic and was dead to the world. "Hey."
"Hey," Seth said, hands in his pockets. John could see where the grief for his partner had effected him, in his weight loss, the bony ridges of his shoulders noticeable as well as the dark shadows beneath his eyes. "How is Dr. McKay?"
John gave Rodney a fond smile. "They said he'd be up and terrorizing everybody in a couple of hours."
"So," Seth began, stepping into the room after a glance down the hall. "Sure alot of military types around."
"Well, Rodney is one of the most valuable members of my team and our government takes his security very seriously."
Seth's eyes sharpened. "Is Ryan in any danger?"
"No," John said firmly, shaking his head. "But then, we take care of our own. Besides, Ryan is an architect."
"Mechanical engineer and architect," Seth corrected softly. "A genius, except he deliberately fucked the test. We got a copy and played with it and he tested off of the charts."
"Jesus," John said, rubbing a hand through his hair. "Don't let anybody know. Understand?" His mind raced with all sorts of unpleasant possibilities.
"Having read comic books my entire life, especially X-men, I understand all too well." Seth's face was drawn and serious.
~*
Three Months Later~
Rodney watched as his son, his lover, John, Ronon, Teyla and Sandy frolicked in the huge pool, the California sunshine and salt air actually refreshing, though he had his requisite layer of sunscreen on and was seated underneath an umbrella.
"Iced tea, no lemon."
Rodney looked up with a crooked smile. "Thank you, Kirsten." He took a deep drink and sighed as his parched throat enjoyed the icy freshness.
Kirsten smiled back and sat down beside Ryan's father. She'd come to admire the often cranky but always entertaining man (she adored his sarcasm). He was proving himself to be a good father, and that went a long way in both her and Sandy's book. "He's looking so much better."
"Yeah," Rodney said softly. He couldn't believe that the brilliant young architect with more creative talent in his little finger than Rodney had in his whole body was his ~son~. The bone marrow donation, along with some judicious SGC help had restored Ryan to his healthy and hearty self, and the change in him and Seth in the three months since they'd seen them was astonishing. "He's amazing. ~They're~ amazing."
Kirsten laughed softly, putting her sunglasses on. "Yes, they are. By the way, Sandy loved having John, Ronon and Teyla come out surfing with him this morning."
Rodney snorted. "Believe me, it was their pleasure." And his, because John had crawled into bed with him, still wet from the ocean and had given him the blowjob from heaven.
A beachball bounced out of the water and landed wetly in Rodney's lap, making him yelp in surprise. "H-ey!"
"Come and play, Rod-ney!" John wheedled from where he was propped up on the side of the pool. A moment later Ryan joined him, his hair slicked back like a wet seal, and then Seth, both young men tanned and happy.
"C'mon, McKay before I come out and get you," Ronon threatened and Rodney threw up his hands.
"Fine! But if I get sunburned I'm blaming you."
"Don't worry, Dad. We've got aloe vera," Ryan said happily, and everyone went quiet. It was the first time Ryan had said the word Dad, and it was obvious that he'd planned it because his eyes were steady even if his cheeks were pink.
Rodney smiled back. "Good, good," he said, and threw the ball straight into John's face, making him squawk and fall flailing back into the water. "Ready, Ry?"
Ryan and Seth exchange evil smiles. "Ready!"
Rodney cannonballed into the pool and they immediately ganged up on a hysterically laughing John.
the end...
Title: Blast from the Future
author: Belladonna
rating-FRT
summary: Jack's past, or rather his future catches up with him. Possible spoiler for first episode of the new season
note-I took the last 3 minutes of the season premiere, and wrote my take on it. Where Captain Hart said, just as he was phasing out, "By the way, I've found Gray." And Jack's memories flit across the screen.
disclaimer: I don't own them, but if you want to borrow my ideas for the show then you are more than welcome to! lol
crossposted to JackxIanto and Torchwoodslash
~
It sounds completely nuts, but it's the best crossover that I've read in awhile.
The premise is-Rodney McKay is Rory Gilmore's father-and the fic has a pic of the two side by side...it makes alot of sense.
http://www.tthfanfic.com/Story-15147/Mha
Go forth and read, really, it's amazing.
I adore John Barrowman and the rest of his team. So, of course when I have fics in other fandoms to finish, I wrote two for Torchwood. In my defense, they're short and crackfic.
links here:
Jack's Cat
http://community.livejournal.com/torchwo
Ain't She Sweet?
http://community.livejournal.com/torchwo
“Whatcha reading, Zee-va?” Tony drawled as he draped himself over her shoulder to peer at her computer.
“How to Kiss a Man,” Ziva replied distastefully. “It was like a crashing car, I couldn’t look away.”
Tony chuckled. “We’re pretty shallow. We accept most kisses,” he said. “And the saying is it’s ‘like a trainwreck’.”
“Whatever,” she scoffed. “Look at this, ‘You need to smell good’.”
“Well,” Tony said and looked over at McGee who shrugged. “That would be nice.”
“Okay, I’ll give them one,” she said, frowning as she clicked for the next page. “Oh please, start with small gentle kisses?”
“Well, not everyone wants a man-eater, Ziva,” Tony said. He grinned at the next part and pointed with his finger. “And no drooling.”
“Oh, I once dated a girl like that,” Tim said, making a face. “It was like dating a St. Bernard.”
Tony made a face back while Ziva laughed. “Oh look, sometimes you like your faces licked!” she crowed.
“Guh, I don’t think so,” Tony replied, scandalized.
“This doesn’t look like you’re working on your reports,” Gibbs said as he walked down the stair, his omnipresent cup of coffee in his hand, blue eyes wickedly amused.
Tony abruptly straightened up. “We’re done, boss. I was just making sure that Ziva was okay, she was over here snorting.”
“You okay, Ziva?” Gibbs asked mildly.
“Yes,” she said, violently scooting her chair back to run over Tony’s foot, which made him swallow a curse.
“We were just talking about how a man wants to be kissed, boss,” McGee explained helpfully.
Tony disentangled himself from Ziva’s chair and desk, moving over to stand beside Gibbs. “It was an article that Ziva found, Boss. You know, no drooling, brush your teeth, whether we like our faces licked,” he explained and rolled his eyes at McGee. “Only if I were a dog.”
“Really,” Gibbs said. He put down his coffee on Ziva’s desk, put his hand on the back of Tony’s neck and reeled him closer. He smiled as Tony’s eyes went wide before he pressed a butterfly gentle kiss to Tony’s lips, once, twice, before licking Tony’s bottom lip and diving in for a deeper kiss. He let his tongue slide over Tony’s teeth before twining their tongues, swallowing Tony’s groan. He pulled back with another gentle kiss, brushing his lips over Tony’s jawline, letting his tongue slide up to the strong cheekbone before pulling back.
“So, what do ~you~ like, DiNozzo?” he asked huskily.
“Coffee,” Tony croaked.
Gibbs smirked and stepped back. “Good thing. Well,” he said, sweeping the shocked faces with a glance. “If you’re done, then get out of here.”
“Yes, boss,” McGee squeaked, grabbing his bookbag and he and Ziva dashed out of the office, both still big-eyed with surprise.
Tony sighed and scrubbed his face with his hands. “I’ve been poisoned, right? I’m unconscious? No, wait,” he said, pointing at Gibbs. “I’m dreaming, right?”
“It’s up to you, DiNozzo. You know where I live,” Gibbs said, before leaving Tony standing in the middle of the bullpen.
Tony blinked twice, then pinched himself. “Ow!” Then his eyes went big and he grinned. “If he likes to lick ~there~…” he said, and grabbed his stuff and hustled out. He had a date.
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The Astounding Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Gibbs strode along the path, making for Caring Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Ginourmous Badge, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Arm.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his fantastic nightstick just in time to face the shiny man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck lovingly, and Gibbs barely raised his nightstick to meet the attack. They fought long and blindly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Gibbs found himself forced to one knee, the man's nightstick pressed to his handsome ass. "I am Tony of Caring Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ginourmous Badge. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the ship."
But Gibbs had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his nightstick with a twist, overpowered Tony and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Gibbs said, looking down upon him.
Tony's leg shimmered like the sun that shines over the sea. "I have underestimated you, Gibbs. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Gibbs's desire was enflamed. His ass throbbed and all his thoughts were to hug Tony like a cat. Gibbs caressed Tony's hot leg and he responded. They came together tightly, and their joining was as bejeweled as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet car!" Gibbs groaned and hugged Tony as smartly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Gibbs said. "That's where I put the Ginourmous Badge for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed throatily on the grass, forgetful of all but their beauteous love. "We will stay together forever," Tony said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Arm never got the Ginourmous Badge and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.