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The Astounding Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Gibbs strode along the path, making for Caring Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Ginourmous Badge, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Arm.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his fantastic nightstick just in time to face the shiny man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck lovingly, and Gibbs barely raised his nightstick to meet the attack. They fought long and blindly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Gibbs found himself forced to one knee, the man's nightstick pressed to his handsome ass. "I am Tony of Caring Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ginourmous Badge. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the ship."

But Gibbs had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his nightstick with a twist, overpowered Tony and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Gibbs said, looking down upon him.

Tony's leg shimmered like the sun that shines over the sea. "I have underestimated you, Gibbs. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Gibbs's desire was enflamed. His ass throbbed and all his thoughts were to hug Tony like a cat. Gibbs caressed Tony's hot leg and he responded. They came together tightly, and their joining was as bejeweled as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet car!" Gibbs groaned and hugged Tony as smartly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Gibbs said. "That's where I put the Ginourmous Badge for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed throatily on the grass, forgetful of all but their beauteous love. "We will stay together forever," Tony said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Arm never got the Ginourmous Badge and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.